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It took the group about a few hours to reach up to their location in DC which was none other than the famous Smithsonian Museum as the group is seen out of their vehicles and Simmons is using a pair of binoculars to look at the museum as he spoke.
Simmons: Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams there. All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.
Simmons said as he quickly ripped off his pants which shocked the entire group as the kids looked away feeling disgusted and Della did the same.
Simmons: Hold those.
Simmons said as he handed his ruined pants to Donald.
Donald: What is that?
He asked, also feeling discomfort.
Simmons: What? I wear them when I'm in the funk. So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing.
Simmons said as he quickly got dressed in some new pair of clothes inside his suitcase.
Kit: I think I get what you're talking about but I'm actually a Cubs fan here.
Della: So, could we please go over the plan now.
Simmons: Okay. Watch synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name.
Simmons said as he started to get more supplies out of his suitcase as he continued.
Simmons: Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue.
He said as he handed everyone a single pill.
Launchpad: Why do we need to do that?
Della: Is this even safe for our children to have?
They asked him.
Simmons: It's the high concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. Tricks the polygraph every time. So I think that one pill will not kill you, especially children. Since these are not considered to be lethal.
Della: You better hope it does not kill any of us.
Louie: I have to admit that I am a big fan of Oreos.
One by one everyone took one pill and placed it in their mouths as Simmons managed to get more items out of his suitcase including a large taser.
Simmons: Now, let's get this show on the road.
Simmons said as he activated the taser.
Kit: Whoa, whoa, no, listen, I can't do this.
Molly: Yeah, I don't think this is really a great idea. We should at least think twice about this.
Huey: Especially with all of us being on the most wanted list.
Kit: I'm sorry but I'm no alien bounty hunter, guys. I'm not going to do this. Guards have guns. I don't want to die and I know you all feel the same way too.
He said as Simmons got close to him as Kit tried to back away.
Simmons: Listen big guy, if you compromise this mission, you are dead to me. Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter.
Simmons told Kit as he decided that he had an idea in mind before they head into the museum.
Inside the museum the security guards were preparing to close it down for the day as Kit is seen appearing out of the mens bathroom.
Kit: Yo, security! Bad news, bro! Ran out of toilet paper! You got any out here? Please tell me you do.
Kit said as he is seen exiting the men's room covering himself with a few pieces of toilet paper approaching the guards.
Security guard: Sir! I suggest you get in there. The museum is closed.
One guard said as another one was approaching from behind.
Kit: Listen man, I understand that, but as you could see here, this is very important to me. All right? Thumper dumper. I really got to go. All right.
He said as Della, Donald, the boys, and the rest of the group minus Simmons managed to sneak by the guards approaching Kit.
Security guard: Sir, you are a grown, naked bear around children. I suggest you get back in the stall to clean up and leave the building.
Kit: I'm not going anywhere until I can get more toilet paper.
Security guard: Fine, I will get you more toilet paper so you can shut the hell up!
The guard said as he wanted to get more toilet paper.
Kit: A simple thank you would be nice!
Kit said as he walked back into the bathroom.
Not too far away, Simmons is seen stealing an old aviator jacket before he managed to taser another security guard that was quickly approaching him.
Back inside the bathroom Kit is seen locked inside a stall getting a taser out.
Kit: You got the paper for me, right sir?
He asked as Kit waited to strike.
Security guard: Yes I do. You should also be embarrassed. This is a family museum, sir.
The guard said as he attempted to hand Kit a roll only to be stunned on the hand and groined in pain.
Kit then opened the stall door to see the guard on the ground as he quickly made a run for the door only to accidentally trip on the guard and tase himself as he fell to the ground and also groaned in pain.
Simmons then entered the restroom to see Kit on the ground next to the guard.
Simmons: What is going on here?
He asked.
Kit: How many times- can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have- kids-? Huh? You know?
He asked as an annoyed Simmons started to drag Kit out of the bathroom.
Simmons: You are an amateur, man. A rank amateur. Also a really heavy one too. I suggest you try to lay off the twinkies.
He said as he managed to meet up with the rest of the group before he continued.
Simmons: We just downed five guards. Five guards. Get your stuff and get out of here. Get out of....
He said before Della interrupted him.
Della: Just give us a few seconds here. Alright!
Simmons: Ok, I got to get the tracker.
Just then Launchpad opened the case that Wheelie was trapped in.
Launchpad: Now. Before you try anything, I suggest you behave and be good to me and my friends.
He said as Wheelie took a moment to catch his breath.
Wheelie: Ok, I'm just very claustrophobic.
Donald then managed to get out the Allspark shard that was in their possession and Simmons got the tracker ready as they searched around for the old seeker. While also following Wheelie's footsteps.
Launchpad: Let's follow him. He knows where he's going. I think he's got something.
Della: I hope so.
Dewey: So, what are we looking for again?
He asked.
Della: We should be looking for an old transformer that is nearby that could help us.
Webby: Help us defeat the Decepticons again?
She asked.
Della: Yes and to also defeat the fallen.
Huey: But what if it's a Decepticon, though?
He asked.
Della: Lets just hope not.
May: What if it is?
She asked.
June: I think the best suggestion is to run.
Molly: We have to do it quickly because it will only be a matter of time till we are arrested for breaking in.
Launchpad: It looks like he found something.
Launchpad said as Wheelie led them to a large black jet with Simmons tracker picking up heavy readings before he spoke.
Simmons: What got what I got?
He asked Donald.
Donald: Yes, I do.
Simmons: Blackbird.
He said as Wheelie turned into his alien form before he spoke.
Wheelie: Oooh, there he is. This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Just point the shard and watch the magic happen.
He said as Donald did just that as the shard connected to the jet like a magnet.
As he did Daisy made a disturbing revelation as she noticed the jet had a Decepticon label.
Daisy: S*it! It's a Decepticon!
She said which terrified everyone including Kit who recovered from the taser effects as everyone went to quickly hide for cover as the jet transformed into an old grumpy alien known as Jetfire.
Jetfire: Ah. What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? Answer me, pawns and knaves!
Jetfire said as he pushed a plane display out of his way as he continued.
Jetfire: Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath!
Jetfire also said as Della and the rest of the group showed themselves to the grumpy Decepticon.
Jetfire: You little spinal-cord-based-organisms! Oof. Oh, bugger it.
Jetfire also said as he was hit in the face with the head of an old rocket ship.
Jetfire: Behold the eternal glory of... Jetfire! Prepare for remote system override!
Jetfire said as went towards the closed exit of the aircraft display of the Museum.
Wheelie: I tell you, this guy did not age well.
Della: Oh, you think so?
She asked Wheelie sarcastically.
Huey: He's not going to hurt us, right?
He asked.
Dewey: I have to admit that he does not look that threatening.
Daisy: I think we should still be careful since it's a Decepticon we are currently dealing with.
Jetfire: I command these doors to open! Fire! I said fire!
Jetfire said as he attempted to use his missiles to open the door only for the missiles to go out of control much to his annoyance as he settled off the alarms.
Simmons: Great! Now the alarms are off.
Jetfire: Oh, bollocks! Damn these worthless parts. Itchy, wretched rust in my arse! Ah!
Jetfire said as he opened the door to exit the museum.
However, as he did so it revealed an air force base in a more deserted land.
Donald: That does not seem like the exit to the museum.
Della: I'm guessing he's some type of teleporting alien.
Simmons: Look, we can save the questions for later. Right now we need to get out of here before it disappears.
He said as he noticed more security guards were approaching them along with officers with their K-9's, and FBI agents.
Simmons: Which is now run!
Simmons said as the entire group followed him as they quickly reached for the exit before the portal disappeared into the actual exit of the museum.
Once the group got on the other side they took a moment to look around.
June: So, where the heck are we now?
She asked.
May: Obviously not the Smithsonian anymore.
Webby: It does look like an old air force base of some kind.
Simmons: It looks like we are now in the air force base all the way in Tuscan.
Della: Since, were now safe we need to talk to this alien before he causes anymore chaos.
She said as the group quickly caught up with Jetfire. Bumblebee also managed to teleport into the same location and also quickly caught up with everyone else as well.
Jetfire: What do you want?
He asked them.
Della: Look, we just want to talk! We really need help.
Jetfire: I have no time to talk and help. I'm on a mission. I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?
He asked in confusion.
Donald: You're on, Earth.
Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it dirt. Planet dirt. Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?
He also asked.
Donald: The Decepticons are.
Della: Yeah, since your one. You should be happy.
Jetfire: Actuall, I'm not. I changed sides to the Autobots.
He said which surprised the entire group.
Daisy: You changed sides?
Della: What are you talking about?
They asked him.
Jetfire: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity. Who wants to live a life full of hate?
He asked them.
Molly: Obviously not most of us.
Launchpad: Kind of similar to what happened with Fenton's girlfriend when she decided to leave F.O.W.L.
Wheelie: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?
He asked in surprise.
Jetfire: If Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe.
Donald: I'd never really thought that was even possible.
Della: We're glad that you understand who the Decepticons actually are.
Jetfire: Yes, but it was not easy for me to deal with.
Wheelie: It's official then, I'm changing sides too! I'm done with the Decepticons too!
Launchpad: Happy to have you aboard with us as well.
Wheelie: Thank you, sir.
Della: Ok, so since it's official that all of us are on the same side, could you tell us what were you saying?
She asked him as Jetfire quickly got angry.
Jetfire: I told my name is Jetfire! So stop judging me!
He yelled at the group causing them to fall back.
Wheelie: Somebody s*it the bed this morning.
Jetfire: I have issues of my own, and it started with my mother! My ancestors have been here for centuries. My father, why, he was the wheel! The first wheel. Do you know what he transformed into?
He asked the group.
Simmons: No.
Kit: I'm not understanding how that is relevant.
Della: Yeah, how does it help us?
She asked him.
Jetfire: Because he turned into nothing! But he did so with honor! Dignity,...
He said as his parachute was released from the back causing Jetfire to lose his balance and fall to the ground as the group quickly approached him.
Jetfire: Oh, bollocks. My boosters are fried.
He said in frustration as he pounded the ground.
Della: I think we can help each other out. You know things we don't know and we know things that you don't know.
Donald: You think this is a good idea?
He asked her.
Louie: Yeah, the rest of us are sure he does not know anything. We just don't.
Della: I could be our last best solution. Does anyone have a knife or something sharp?
She asked.
Simmons: I have something right here.
Simmons said as he got out a knife and started to use it to quickly draw the same symbols on the ground.
Della: You see these symbols that I'm drawing? They're in my mind and my brother's mind. Megatron wants what we have been seeing in our mind. Not just him though, someone called the Fallen.
Jetfire: The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. He's terrible to work for. It's always an apocalypse, chao, or crisis. These transcripts were part of my mission, the Fallens search. I remember now, for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.
Della: Key? What Key?
Donald: What the hell are you talking about?
They both asked him.
Jetfire: No time to explain.
He said as he prepared to teleport to another location again as he continued.
Jetfire: Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!
He said as the group did just that as they quickly teleported to another location taking Wheelie and Bumblebee with them.
